“Crack Dad is what makes time travel possible” – Marty Mcfly
“I should’ve gotten Crack Dads from Hell tattooed on my head instead” – Phil Anselmo
“I believe in Crack Dad and crack dad accessories” – Hank Hill
“Crack Dad taught me how to stunner” – Stone Cold Steve Austin
Crack Dad is the reason Metallica sucks now

Here at Crack Dad we only care if you buy a t-shirt from us so we can buy more crack, all of our extremely creative/game changing/fre$h designs are fueled by the crack that we eat on top of our pizza everyday. Our mission here at Crack Dad is to simply dismember/destroy/decapitate anything and everything involving 12 year old humans listening to gucci mane riding a flat ledge. We were simply sent here from another planet to destroy everything you’ve ever loved.

Crack Dad ruined my life

– Trey Jones


Featuring Trey Jones, Colt Fake, Kenny Horton, Eric Holladay, Chris Childs and more. Be sure to eyeball the goods at Crack Dad. Shout out to Trey Jones.


Steve Crandall sent over this sweet new FBM “Friends and Family Random Edit” web video, along with the following text:

Random Footage of Mickey Marshal, Kenny Horton, Latane, Brian Lee, Rob Tibbs, Evan Venditti, Bob Q, Fisher, Neil Heisse, Chris Hancock, Nick fioretti, KB, and Kie Ashworth….Filmed by Kenny Horton, Brock Gomez, and FBM…. Strictly for the fun of it.

Click below for pic and web edit.