“Crack Dad is what makes time travel possible” – Marty Mcfly
“I should’ve gotten Crack Dads from Hell tattooed on my head instead” – Phil Anselmo
“I believe in Crack Dad and crack dad accessories” – Hank Hill
“Crack Dad taught me how to stunner” – Stone Cold Steve Austin
Crack Dad is the reason Metallica sucks now
Here at Crack Dad we only care if you buy a t-shirt from us so we can buy more crack, all of our extremely creative/game changing/fre$h designs are fueled by the crack that we eat on top of our pizza everyday. Our mission here at Crack Dad is to simply dismember/destroy/decapitate anything and everything involving 12 year old humans listening to gucci mane riding a flat ledge. We were simply sent here from another planet to destroy everything you’ve ever loved.
Crack Dad ruined my life
– Trey Jones