BY THE NUMBERS: Shad Johnson

jared souney photo

jared souney photo

We’ve written down 100 random questions and assorted topics, all of which are unbeknownst to our victims. We will be asking people to pick 20 random numbers from 1-100 and then supplying them with those questions/topics to answer. Who knows what might come up!?!?!

Up next, Portland's own Shad Johnson.

Yesterday – Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner?

I was camping out at Garibaldi Oregon on the coast, so no breakfast. For lunch I had clam chowder and some Halibut at Fishermans Korner. For dinner I just had some cole slaw.

How many hats do you own?

4. 2 beanies and 2 hats.

If you happened to get into a fight, who is someone you would want in your corner?

Vince Kroff.

What is something you've purchased that you could potentially be embarrassed by?

I've owned 3 Pomeranians, I'm pretty sure I'm not that scared, LOL. Here is a good one though, I love the band Semisonic. I guess that could be embarrassing in some groups.

What would be your ideal weekend?

New,new,new! Anything new and fun is always ideal!

Give us some words to live by?

Grow up, not old.

As you have gotten older, is there something you have consciously done or changed in your lifestyle?

I have consciously decided that I need to stop drinking soda. Mr Pibb always pulls me back.

What is the word you overuse the most? what word do you wish you used more?

I use the word “Boom” probably to much. In fact, I'm sure I do. I wished I said “yum” more because that would mean I am eating someting awesome.

How many apps do you have on your iPhone?

20.

Would you pose nude for an art class?

Ya sure. I'd bless those artists with this amazing example of a man!

Give us some words to live by?

Hmmmm you already asked me this….. (ED. NOTE – Shad picked this question twice and I did not catch it.)

If you could ambush anyone with water balloons, who would it be?

My roomate Allan Parker. I'd need Slodogg to help me though!

Top 5 favorite music:

In no particular order. Dinosaur JR, Iron Maiden, The Cardigans, All & Brotha Lynch.

What is the one thing you have to do /accomplish this year?

Get my broken leg/ankle back to 100% & get my riding back to a level i am happy with!

Who would play you in a movie?

I dunno…That Opie dude from Sons Of Anarchy. Old creepy ladies at bars say he looks like me.

Toilet paper. When the roll is getting low, are you guilty of using just enough not to replace it, or do you do the right thing?

Nah, I just leave it.

What is your favorite holiday and why?

Christmas. Good food, good cartoons and you usually get to see some good family and friends.

Do you have a preferred method for preparing your coffee?

I hate coffee. I have only drank 3 times in my life and I really don't see the appeal of drinking bean juice.

Who are some people you enjoy following on Instagram?

@codielarsen @joemosa @themidschool @treanor71 @moxiepoms @pommymommy @natnat4130. I could go on all day.

What would you be doing professionally right now if you weren't doing what you are?

If I didn't ride BMX, I'm sure I would be living in Prineville OR. working for Les Schwab tires.

*Thanks to Jared Souney for the pic and be sure to hit up GOODS BMX if you're ever in Portland.

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  • Robert Jensen

    Yeah shad!

  • toky

    yeah- f@#K coffee!

  • DK

    Shad doesn’t nee any help in a fight. Just watch Megatour 4. He knows how to choke a bitch.