By The Numbers: Matthias Dandois

We’ve written down 100 random questions and assorted topics, all of which are unbeknownst to our victims. We will be asking people to pick 20 random numbers from 1-100 and then supplying them with those questions/topics to answer. Who knows what might come up!?!?!

Up Next is the French flatland wizard and current owner of a fresh “Bakery” tattoo..Matthias Dandois!

Top 5 all time favorite movies in order?

I guess it won’t really appeal to any non-french people cause most of my favorite movies are french but here you go:

1-Je suis timide mais je me soigne
2-Les bronzés
3-Les bronzés font du ski
4-The butterfly effect
5-Trainspotting

Okay time for a “classic” – you’re stuck on a deserted island – 3 things you must have with you ?

A bunch of stripper, a pole dance and 10 gallons of Jack Daniels. If you’re stuck on a deserted island it might aswell be a wicked party….

Who / what are your influencers in life – name five (could be people/ things/ events etc…)

My parents, Travelling the world, Alex Jumelin, new music, and Jim: my cat. He’s a badass.

Where were you when 9/11 happened?

I was in the south suburb of Paris where I grew up (city called Epinay sur orge) and I was watching outside the window every 5 min, freaking out, making sure that no planes was gonna crash into my house…

If you happened to get into a fight, who is someone you would want in your corner?

Darryl Nau. Not because he would help me fight the guy, but he would definitely talk my way out of the fight. I hate fighting, might aswell be with someone who know how to talk to people. Darryl is amazing.

Would you rather hang Christmas lights when it’s freezing, or rake/bag leaves when its hot?

Hanging Christmas lights when it’s hot. seasons are fucked up anyway.

Have you ever been frustrated by assembling IKEA furniture? If so, what was it?

I’m a beast at assembling IKEA furniture. My old appartment was filled with IKEA furniture. I love to eat at IKEA, too. ahah! There is always this awkward moment when you’re done building your new TV storage and there are a couple screws still in your hand…. freaks me out.

How many hats do you own?

Red Bull is always giving me so much dope hats. too much to count. Probably 50?

What keeps you awake at night?

A naked girl in my bed.

If you were in an elevator and Michael Jordan walked in, what would you do?

I would look up.

Are you guilty of answering a phone message with a text reply?

No. that’s my specialty. I hate calling, texting is so much easier.

Do you have a preferred method for preparing your coffee?

I go to the coffee shop down the street.

How do you define happiness in life?

Going on BMX trips with my friends.

Any pet peeves?

I remember when I was still at school and wanted to go ride my bike soooo fucking bad after the last class, and there always would be a douche bag who would prolong it by asking the most insane question to the teacher…

If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life- what would it be?

This black and white Haro long sleeves T-shirt Colin Mckay gave me, a cotton Pull-in underwear brief, black Markit skinny jeans and a pair of light blue Vans era. (no socks of course)

What advice would you give to a younger you?

Always use a condom. Chlamydia sucks.

what is the word you overuse the most? what word do you wish you used more?

“Je suis refait”. It means “I’m stoked” in french but a way no one understand. I wish I used the word “NO!” a lil more

What was the last thing you bought?

An hawaiian shirt (at Walgreens).

If you could have any car in the world (exotic or otherwise), what would it be?

A Volkswagen Kombi.

What is your favorite local eatery?

“Le Café de l’industrie” in Paris. Dope traditionnal french food place and cute waitress.

  • andrewbrady

    Haha, so many awesome answers.